And the DING! came to pass.

#003 And the DING! came to pass.

Over and over again.

Now with sound effects!

In this week's show Brother Paul and Sister Patience read 1st "Neffi" Chapter 2. And therein learn many crazy things.

Nephi's family travels the wilderness, to a "firm and steadfast" valley, near a non-existent river, within a border that doesn't make sense.

We see the beginnings of how Joseph Smith would re-invent the "Mark of Cain" (Genesis 4:15) in the dogmas of his era. And inturn, invent a whole new breed of racism.

Lehi's camping tips:

• Pitch a tent like you're going to live in it. (1 Nephi 2:15)
• Keep "Roll'n Roll'n..." in the wilderness while listening to Limp Bizkit. (1 Nephi 2:14)
• Don't bring money with you. (1 Nephi 2:4)

Other discussions:

• J. R. R. Tolkien: invented a language.

  J. Smith Jnr: invented the NAME of a language.

• Do crazy dreams run in Nephi's family?
• Does Nephi have Younger Sibling Syndrome?
• This thing still makes no sense...