Book of Boredom

Here's some assorted fun blasphemy

Bless Me Daddy is a Patriarchal Blessing generator with some options to make it less prejudiced and more fun (if you want to) now that you've left the church. Or you can just dial up something vanilla to remember why you left in the first place!
Wheel of Affect Is a fun blasphemous way to read any scripture out loud. Just hit "SPIN", then read the passage with the affect of where you land! Really helps in Isaiah. So boring.
Isaiah or Engrish Is coming soon!