Behold my FLAMING SWORD!

#004 Behold my FLAMING SWORD!

Be my Valentine?

It was Valentine's Day recently, so Brother Paul decided to teach his eternal concubine, Sister Patience, all about the Mormon history of polygamy.

Which of course, was only practiced because an angel with a MASSIVE FLAMING SWORD told Joseph Smith to do it. He totally didn't want to have sex with other men's wives. It was that gosh darn angel's fault!

More CAMP travel tips from Nephi and Friends:

• Smiting with rods,
• Hard Words given,
• Buff arms hammering, and...
• Enough homo-eroticism to be called "50 Shades of Gayphi".

Links to stuff Brother Paul talks about in this episode specifically

http://mormonthink.com/joseph-smith-polygamy.htm#angel
http://wivesofjosephsmith.org/
https://churchofjesuschrist.org/study/scriptures/dc-testament/dc/132?lang=eng
https://missedinsunday.com/memes/prophet/angel-and-sword/