Gird your loins, hold your rod, and hie to Kolob.

#005 Gird your loins, hold your rod, and hie to Kolob.

Or don't.

This week, Sister Patience has questions about papyri, missing walls, and glorious swords that only Brother Paul can answer.

We finally find a chapter with an almost exciting narrative! That for some reason, once again, has lots of homo-erotic references.

What was Smitty over-overcompensating for? So much talk of loins, swords, using a sword to get head (or a head, or even ahead), more loins and did we mention loins?

Oh, and cross dressing, bloodless decapitation, the case of the missing walls, masters of impersonation, and more!

Also, did we mention loins?