Mighty Mormon Wilderness Rangers

#010 Mighty Mormon Wilderness Rangers

1 Nephi 8 defies analysis

Brother Paul hit max DING in the last episode, so it's all SPIT-TAKES this week. And gawd there are a lot of them.

Included:

• Genetics 101 with Brother Paul.
• Geography 101 with Sister Patience.
• Iron rods, tender mercies, tasty fruit, and too much head.
• Was Smitty a food colour bigot?
• "Joseph Smith" is a NOUN and a VERB.
• A fellow in a bathrobe leads Lehi thru a silly dream that doesn't mean anything.
• The context dependent meaning of the word "theory".
• Evolution is a fact, and it's "The Greatest Show on Earth".
• Joseph Smith vs Willy Wonka.
• Which is sillier? Isaiah or 1 Nephi 8?
• Smitty still can't use English.
• Nephi claims he wants to be "short in writing", but no one takes him seriously.
• The FINGER OF SCORN!
• Brother Paul's fitness goals.