Patriarchal Blessing Roast - Sister Sarah

#018 Patriarchal Blessing Roast - Sister Sarah

Patriarchs say the silliest things!

Sarah reads out her Patriarchal Blessing, while we roast it with our Burning Bosoms.

Highlights include:

• Sister Patience gets "Sarah Slapped"
• "Someone died of boredom, and I bet you they were in the Mormon church when it happened." ~ Sister Sarah
• MLM (Multi Level Mormonism)
• Unconditional Love AHAHAHAHA!!!
• Patriarchal Racism: out of 12 Tribes, they usually only assign 2, and it's based on skin colour.
• The startling revelation that not all women want to kiss other women.
• The drinking game where Sister Sarah recommends her therapist to everyone.