Cotton-Eye Ho

#019 Cotton-Eye Ho

Shake the magic 8 ball: Will the Book of Mormon make sense today?

The answer is ALWAYS "doubtful".

So, we're gonna speed read the next 3 chapters ~ 1 Nephi 14-16, so Brother Paul can tell you all about Mormon Boat Building Theory in chapter 17, next week! He's so excited.

But alas, Smitty is in our way. And Christ-on-a-cracker he makes it difficult to read...

Highlights in this episode include:

• The filthiest verse yet (with the silliest English) ~ 1 Nephi 15:33. "...and if their works have been filthiness they must needs be filthy..."
• Preparator 2: It Must Needs Be. ~ 1 Nephi 15:35
• Sister Patience sings some Sade.
• Nephi continues to be so "SUCCINCT", that he TELLS US ONCE AGAIN how "BRIEF" he's being.