The Neverending Stick Up Nephi's Arse

#021 The Neverending Stick Up Nephi's Arse

Sister Rhonda helps read Bible fan-fic 1 Nephi 18.

Highlights include:

• Lily's Scripture Study.
• "Und es begab sich" ~ German for Smitty's favourite phrase.
• The Holy Ghost is 2 big Samoan blokes.
• Mormon Ancient Aliens.
• 1 Nephi 18:9 ~ Nephi's family are, "lifted up unto exceeding rudeness"!
• 1 Nephi 18:10 ~ Nephi makes the mistake of speaking to drunk people while being sober.
• 1 Nephi 18:18 ~ Smitty creates "muddy" analogies by mixing dust with water.
• Nephi finds no buffalo in North-America, but there were plenty of cows!

Hear Part 2, Sister Rhonda's "Getting Out Story", on Patreon:

https://patreon.com/posts/raised-on-fan-52699328