Davy Jones' Locker

#027 Davy Jones' Locker

Sister Adrienne helps read Lehi's dead pirate story.

Today's guest, Sister Adrienne, was raised Mormon, but always KNEW it was horse-shit! Now she gets to have an honest Seminary reading while enjoying a nice alcoholic beverage!

Highlights include:

• How to play Twister with the Book of Mormon.
• "Passetheth".
• Sister Adrienne teaches us the correct way to say "Yea".
• We visit The Gulf of Misery and Woe (just left of the Gulf of Carpentaria).
• Lehi goes to Davey Jones' Locker.
• "He's already said all this!" "Ahhh, but has he said it ten times?"
• Lehi tells his sons to be men, because they were actually daughters, and he didn't like that. So he forced them to change gender.
• Nephi buys several "penis-extension vehicles" (Camels). Each bigger and faster than the last, and capable of ever increasing loads.
• Nephi makes like T.Swizzle and "shakes it off".
• Everybody Loves a Wounded Mormon: The Sitcom!