Mormon Masonic Adventure

#031 Mormon Masonic Adventure

May I shake your hand?

Back with another Ex-Mormon Guest! Sister Ashleigh helps us read 2nd Nephi Chapter 4. Lehi finally dies! But Nephi takes over, and continues talking complete horseshit.

Highlights include:

• Brother Paul as Sam Jackson as Nephi, "I've had it with these motherfucking Lamanites, fucking up my motherfucking, ummm, thing."
• Hear what happens when you use a Mormon Temple Handshake on a Mason!
• What it's like to be a Mormon missionary in an Islamic country.
• Everyone's bi-sexual, or is it a spectrum? Maybe it's just a word?
• Sister Patience tries to explain Mormon misogeny with evolutionary psychology.
• Learn more about previous guest Sister Rhonda, as we vicariously attend her hens night on the set of Dusk Till Dawn, complete with Pussy Menu(TM).
• Someone in Brother Paul's neighbourhood breaks Covid lockdown.
• Brother Paul sings a beautiful song from the Mormon Slut-Shame Video.