Tent Peg To The Head

#032 Tent Peg To The Head

You might need one after this!

This week is a 3 chapter binge fest (2 Nephi 5-7), that hits the key racist verses from the silly book.

Highlights include:

• Terminator vs Johnny 5.
• Don't glue teeth together with superglue (or Araldite)
• Moroni took the archaelogical record back to heaven with him too.
• Jael the tent-peg-to-the-head girl.
• Nephi worked at a hardware store.
• Sister Patience pastes the Zencastr link over the top of a portion of verse 23, and fucks everything up.
• Apparently we have 3 sets of plates now, and no one has ever seen any of them.
• The Smitty Punching Bag!
• Smitty doesn't understand what "both" means.
• The Isaiah Milf Fantasy!
• "Wherefore, when I came, there was no man..." ~ 2 Nephi 7:2
• Having a good rebuking
• Waketh or wanketh?
• Brother Paul sings passages from the Book of Mormon in the "sprechgesang" stylings of B52's singer Frederick William Schneider III.