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Coz, Everybody Loves Rhonda!

As we continue to work through every attendee of Sister Rhonda's hen's night... meet Sister Leah!

Just like her older sister Rahela, Leah is ex-SDA (Seventh Day Adventist). But as usual, we discover the differences between Christian sects is largely academic.

Highlights include:

• Nephi gets wheeled out of retirement and promptly says a typo "the words of three" - 2 Nephi 11:3.
• Smitty says Christ is God, contrary to Mormon doctrine - 2 Nephi 11:7.
• We discover a really disturbing verse that's impossible to joke about - 2 Nephi 12:6.
• Jesus wants to cum on everyone, real soon, he's so impatient. He only cares about his own pleasure. - 2 Nephi 12:12.
• God likes porn, but only when it's still images - 2 Nephi 12:16.
• God wants us all to become mouth breathers - 2 Nephi 12:22.