Smoking Saves Lives

#043 Smoking Saves Lives

Comedian Sue-Ann Post helps us ridicule 2 Nephi 19

Ex-Mormon lesbian comedian Sue-Ann Post tells us some fun tales - including how quitting cigarettes actually killed her father!

Sister Sue-Ann failed Seminary and got an "F". Brother Paul passed Seminary, but failed high school.
Brother Paul explains how many communion wafers it takes before you've eaten a whole Jesus.
Sister Sue-Ann explains the sillyness of Buddhism. Sister Patience despises the "emptiness" that Buddhism strives for.
Brother Paul and Sister Sue-Ann think Sister Patience should lean into her verbal diarrhoea, but Sister Patience isn't so sure.
Brother Paul and Sister Sue-Ann think "sex is just friction". Sister Patience disagrees.
Sister Sue-Ann dislikes author and philospher Ayn Rand. Sister Patience likes Ayn Rand. Both appreciate disagreement. The unwarranted big-deal Brother Paul made about this has been cut for your listening pleasure.
Once again, Brother Paul thinks Sister Patience should enjoy sex to the same mind-blowing degree he does. Sister Patience thinks Brother Paul should consider the possibility that not everyone works the same way he does.
Sister Sue-Ann and Brother Paul think having high standards for sexual partners is overrated. Sister Patience disagrees.
Brother Paul and Sister Sue-Ann love marijuana. Sister Patience thinks marijuana makes people boring.
This conversation confirmed for Sister Patience: polyamory is NOT for her.