Interview With Satan

#044 Interview With Satan

He feels so misunderstood!

Brother Paul fires up the Urim-And-Thummim again and lets Sister Patience interview Satan (AKA Lucifer, AKA God's First Son). And wow does the Lord of Hell feel hurt by how he's perceived on the "Cosmodic Web".

Highlights:

• Satan demonstrates what the Adamic Language sounded like.
• Satanic Panic in the 80s.
• Sister Patience (and Satan) learn one of the common definitions for the word "diaspora".
• God's plan for happiness contains zero happiness.
• Satan's plan for humans in the afterlife doesn't make much sense either. It involves splitting the "truly" bad people up from the "fun" bad people. But Satan doesn't seem clear about where the line will be drawn for when that distinction isn't obvious.