Plain Simple Nephi

#050 Plain Simple Nephi

So plain. So simple.

Now that we're out of the Isaiah parts of 2nd Nephi, Brother Adrian was keen to join us and help read what happens next in this moronic story. However, to our collective dissappointment, Nephi decides to nephiii-it-up. Sure, Isaiah is over, but Nephi has a brand new Smitty-Original prophecy, in plain simple language. Arghhhh!

Highlights:

• Brother Paul's gnarly reading voice courtesy of Omicron!
• Nephi says he understands what is written in Isaiah, but then goes onto to not explain any of it. (2 Nephi 25 1-7)
• Dead people whispering through the dust they are buried in, and still being heard. WTF? (2 Nephi 26:16)
• One of the most rediculous verses yet, "... and have stumbled, because of the greatness of their stumbling block ..." (2 Nephi 26:20)
• Nephi tells us about his BDSM dungeon complete with secret combinations, and flaxen binding cord. We think his safety word was probably "seed". (2 Nephi 26:22)
• Was Nephi also into pony-play? 2 Nephi 26:25-28 has an awful lot of "naying".