The first Nephi dies. Sister Gigi befriends Dorothy.
Brother Jones meets Gigi and helps her find the missing Wifi.
Sister Patience sings a song.
Expanding a cult by breeding is compound interest!
Mormonism takes up your time (life) until you don't have time to form an identity
outside of it.
Brother Jones invents a new swear phrase - "Shit Fuck Ding
How Mormonism tries to control "the baby makers".
Star Wars, The Book of Mormon, Harry Potter, Tarot, The New Testament, all telling
similar tales from the perspective of Joseph Campbell's "monomyth" idea. But where other
authors created engaging characters to flesh out their hero stories, Smitty created
"Nephi". Then he gave that name to other characters too. He even used it as a name for
"king" (Jacob 1:11).
Smitty then confused things further by naming multiple sections of his silly tale
"Nephi". So now "First, Second & Third Nephi" could mean: 1) 3 sections (books) of The Book
of Mormon, 2) 3 kings in "The Book of Mormon world", or 3) The particular "Nephis"
associated with each silly section (book) titled "Nephi" in The Book of Mormon.