The Infamy of Elder Red-Light

#064 The Infamy of Elder Red-Light

Jacob 5:37-77

How to buy an early ticket home from your mission for the low price of banging a prostitute!

Brother Benjamin tells hilarious tales from his mission to The Netherlands in the early 90s; and how he slowly found himself ex-mormon in the years that followed.

Then in the reading, Smitty moves on from frankensteining a solitary olive tree, to franken-grafting the entire farm so grotesquely he had to burn it down. Which was probably for the best. He mistook the olive farm for a vineyard. Olive wine sounds hideous!

Memorable Quote 1:

Brother Benjamin: "I don't feel like we're gonna science our way out of this."

Memorable Quote 2:

Brother Benjamin: "They went and looked at some trees. And it came to pass, that the trees were shit"