Roasting Saints #04

#067 Roasting Saints #04

Part me like the Red Sea!

We roast Ep #04 of "Saints". Smitty finds some plates, but are they gold, or golden? Does his pet rock have scrolling text?

Sister Gigi goes to the library and does some creative writing.

Brother Jones tells an amusing tale set in the "Young Married" housing available at BYU Idaho.

Sister Gigi (multiple times!): "Urimum and Thummimum"

There are three, even four (see Book of Amos) categories of rocks: sedimentary, metamorphic, igneous, and motorolla.
It requires 3.8 pounds of pressure to rip off a human ear.
It's difficult to stomach the sausage once you've seen it get made.
The men fall asleep during Mormon sacrament meetings, including the bishop. The women are kept awake convincing the kids that this boring event is worth paying attention to. In this case the kids are correct. They'd learn more playing with Lego.

LOCATION: Exodus 28:30 (NIV) ~ Also put the Urim and the Thummim in the breastpiece, so they may be over Aaron's heart whenever he enters the presence of the Lord. Thus Aaron will always bear the means of making decisions for the Israelites over his heart before the Lord.

TLDR: The one thing Smitty had correct was that the Urim & Thummim were in the Levite Breastplate (Aaron was a Levite).
USAGE EXAMPLE #1: 1 Samuel 14:41 (NIV) ~ Then Saul prayed to the Lord, the God of Israel, "Why have you not answered your servant today? If the fault is in me or my son Jonathan, respond with Urim, but if the men of Israel are at fault, respond with Thummim." Jonathan and Saul were taken by lot, and the men were cleared.

TLDR: It seems like the Urim & Thummim is only capable of binary answers. Saul's Family or The Men? Heads or Tails? Yes or No?
USAGE EXAMPLE #2: Nehemiah 7:65 (NIV) ~ The governor, therefore, ordered them not to eat any of the most sacred food until there should be a priest ministering with the Urim and Thummim.

TLDR: Maybe the Urim & Thummim was being used here to determine the binary answer of "good food" or "bad food".