Roasting Saints #05

#069 Roasting Saints #05

Alvin and the Pinky Bone

We roast Ep #05 of "Saints"; and Brother Jones tells us all about "treasure guardians", Moroni's real origin story.

Memorable Quote:

Brother Jones: "Joseph Stiff"

Key Takeaways (maybe):

• The alleged sexual escapades of Ben Franklin.
• Apparently going from using a seer-stone to a Urim & Thummim, is like going from a tricycle to a Ferrari.
• The log that Smitty supposedly stashed all that sacred crap in must have been massive. It held the plates, the Sword of Laban and the breastplate. Why didn't he pre-arrange a lock-box?
• Smitty doesn't know how to joke.