Smitty triple-downs on the whole Arabs in ancient America thing. We buy a vowel and meet Coriantumr, a dating app for coriander lovers. God makes the people of Zarahemla "chink" into rock rather than fancy metal, which is at least more durable than the silly gold the Nephites were using. The people of Zarahemla breed like tribbles (impossible) and become numerous.
Sister Gigi gets sprayed by a skunk who's diet included, "a hellish kind of basil grown by Satan himself".
Brother Jones explains why he dislikes ferrets!
Sister Gigi: "The book of Omni is just men who finish too quickly."