Words of Mormon

#076 Words of Mormon

Limited Intelligence Model

The end of this 1 chapter book is a giant sentence including: 4 verses, 172 words, 2 em dashes, 15 commas, and 4 semicolons.

Smitty now has so many plates flying around this story, he can say anything. In confusion, he wins.

Sister Patience learns that Utah has a Jordan River so it can pretend it's Palestine.

Sidetracks include a nine legged horse, and a fake Southern California punk band called The Tijuana Girly Show.