Roasting Saints 10: Mormons with Crobars

#081 Roasting Saints 10: Mormons with Crobars

I married into Mormonism, and all I got was this STD.

Smitty tells Hyrum that in every generation there will be just one mouthpiece for the Church (ie "Shutup Hyrum this is my con!"). Come on Smitty! Even the later seasons of Buffy had more than one Slayer.

We discuss the post-dunk "Confirmation Ceremony" where the baptized is given a gift of nothing (the Holy Ghost). Seems a bit cheap.

Other amazing highlights that didn't warrant a paragraph:

• Meet Slumlord Mormon.
• Brother Benjamin and Sister Patience do gross ASMR while waiting for Sister Gigi to connect.
• Doctor Brad sees dead people, burns rubber, and becomes convinced his wife needs more air.
• The "new" alleged photo of Joseph Smith.