In the early years of the land of small government, Mormonism is so toxic, that the
government steps in and tells the door-to-door Mormon salesmen to fuck all the way off. Oh,
and so does Abigail Williams!
Smitty rides into town, swinging his massive dick around, and Sidney Rigdon knows he can't
measure up. So he puts his member away, and hands his members over to Smitty.
C'mon lawyers, get those class action suits against the LDS corporation in, help
compensate victims, and let's bankrupt this mofo.
Arizona: the crotch of Utah.
The Morridor: a column of land choc-full of Mormons from Rexburg in Idaho, to Phoenix
in Arizona. There is wickedness there that does not sleep.
As a kid, Brother Jones' Boy Scouts troupe was so well
lead by wilderness experts, that they only became lost in the mountains twice!