Ammon and his "strong and mighty men" become lost in the wilderness. After 40 days without women they realise: it's not gay if they're underway (Mosiah 7:5).
Smitty takes innane analogies to the next level with his Whirlwind of Poison (Mosiah 7:30).
Sister Patience is surprised to learn that the Mormon General Conference is held twice a year. The Exmos tell her tales of how their families survived these sleep inducing events.