Mosiah 26: Welcome to Insane Peaks

#109 Mosiah 26: Welcome to Insane Peaks

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Brother Jones and Sister Patience blaze through a chapter, best described in the Book of Boredom group chat:

"Jones and I just read 39 verses of some of the most boring bits of this entire shitty thing. WELL DONE JONES! We're nearly half way thru the BOM!" ~ Patience

What is this chapter like?

• This chapter is like calling a contact-centre, and being redirected 5 times before the line finally drops, with no solution.
• This chapter is a bleeding example of the waste inherant in collectivism.
• This chapter is a game of "Pass the Parcel".
• This chapter is an example of how to hold a religious inqusition where no one dies. So, "yay!" for "no murder"! That's one small step for Smitty.
• This chapter mirrors modern day Mormon excommunication practices. Gee, I wonder where they got it from. Smitty just took 2 steps back.

Other key points:

• Two true stories, where bad ideas from religion resulted in OCD, or OCD-like symptoms.
• Trump makes his way into 26:25.
• The church built a MODULAR TEMPLE! Ahaha.
• Tell your faithful Mormon parents about the Gospel Topic Essays. It's a mitzvah for their brain health! They will cause so much brain activity, that Alzheimers will be staved off by at least a decade!