Alma 7: Bowels of Mercy

#121 Alma 7: Bowels of Mercy

Shitteth down from Heaven

Brother Benjamin and Sister Patience discuss the latest Mormon related news, and then read Alma 7 where Joseph unmercifully shits "bowels of mercy" over every reader.

Here are some "highlights" from this terribly poor chapter of the Book of Mormon. The only changes to the quotes are ALL CAPS and new-lines for emphasis.

Alma 7:7 - What are they beholding x 3? Why is "they" not "them"?

For BEHOLD, I say unto you there be many things to come;
and BEHOLD, there is one thing which is of more importance than THEY all -
for BEHOLD, the time is not far distant that the Redeemer liveth and cometh among his people.

Alma 7:12 - Joseph rambling so hard he repeats himself.

... that his bowels may be filled with mercy,
ACCORDING TO THE FLESH, that he may know
ACCORDING TO THE FLESH ...

Alma 7:19-20 - I perceive a false prophet, besotted with wordy pompous prose, contradicting himself.

For I perceive that ye are in the paths of righteousness;
I perceive that ye are in the path which leads to the kingdom of God; yea,
I perceive that ye are MAKING HIS PATHS STRAIGHT.
I perceive that it has been made known unto you, by the testimony of his word, that
HE CANNOT WALK IN CROOKED PATHS;
neither doth he vary from that which he hath said;
neither hath he a shadow of turning from the right to the left,
or from that which is right to that which is wrong; therefore,
HIS COURSE IS ONE ETERNAL ROUND.