Roasting Saints 24: Old Steve Harper Had A Farm

#122 Roasting Saints 24: Old Steve Harper Had A Farm

Oh no no no no!

Today Brother Jones and Sister Patience mock episode 24 of the LDS "Saints" podcast, where Ben and Sarah are joined by church bigwig Steve Harper. A man with a smoothly deep and condescending voice, that could so easily be smoothly deep and sexy if he wasn't a Mormon. Steve talks so confidently about things that don't make sense, and Ben and Sarah think it's fantastic. And in an alternate universe they probably would have blown him straight after the recording.

Highlights:

• "Porn Shoulders" and their origin story.
• Brother Jones sings an improved version of the Christian Chorus classic: "Our God is an Awesome God".
• The daily allowance of the word "cunt" is exceeded.
• Joseph Smith makes a dis-track.
• BYU prepares to open a medical school, and the memes roll in.